Episode 22: Guarding Tess

It’s not Clear and Present Danger. It’s not Anal Grandmas 9. No, it’s Guarding Tess, which stars our National Treasure, Nicolas Cage, and our other National Treasure, Miss Shirley MacLaine. It also features Richard Griffiths who was Uncle Monty in Withnail and I and Uncle Vernon in Harry Potter! That being said, it’s a Nic Cage film. So, buckle in and sit in the goddamn chair!