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Episode 104 - Willy’s Wonderland: Gorilla Greetings

Don’t miss Donnie's one-man rendition of Les Miserables and Adrian’s solo performance. Donnie and Linda recommend loving the Willy, but Adrian finds no wonder in this Wonderland.

*Spoilers ahead.

Episode 103 - The History of Swear Words Eps 5&6: Damn That P*ssy

This week, the CHUDs are talking about the last 2 episodes in Netflix's 'History of Swear Words', covering the words 'p*ssy' and 'damn'. Mostly, they go off on tangents and we find out why Linda and Donnie are so fuggin weird (Hint: it's another cousin story).

Episode 102 - The History of Swear Words Eps 3&4: Well Hung For Primates

Listen to this bitch put up with these 2 dicks. This week, we’ve got Big Nic Energy! Also, we become dick wizards. We’re covering the History of Swear Words, episodes 3 and 4, ‘Bitch’ and ‘Dick’.

We feel that the new Netflix show doesn’t properly cover the actual history of swear words, so we give a shout-out to our friends who do a great job covering the history of words and phrases - Origin of Speakcies.

Episode 101 - The History of Swear Words: F*ck Sh!t

Linda and Adrian toss some sugar and honey into Donnie's Iced tea, just before we poo out our episode and explore the majestic decency of the F word. Floccinaucinihilipilification

Episode 100 - Croods 2: 100 Episodes of Cagey Goodness!

We’re celebrating Cagemas Day (our sweet baby boi’s birthday) and our 100th episode! Less exciting, we watched The Croods: A New Age. Donnie and Linda found it entertaining (though, not without its problems) while Adrian (as expected) hated everything about it.

Join us as we discuss the movie and take a moment to thank some patrons and friends.

Episode 99 - Nic and Weston’s Comic Book ‘Voodoo Child’: Burger King or Hell?

In this episode, we’re talking about the comic book Nicolas Cage and his son Weston created with the help of Mike Carey, ‘Voodoo Child’. It answers the question What happens when you cross ‘Spawn’ and 'The Crow’ and take away anything interesting?!

Plus, we get to find out why Adrian is no longer allowed in family restaurants, Donnie gives us a spoiler for ‘Glass,’ and we share our new segment ‘Burger King or Hell?’

Episode 98 - Our Predictions for The Croods 2: Druid Kommander

Hey there, CHUDs! We realized that we covered The Croods before we started our Sequel Return More Harder segment. So, this week we’re discussing our (probably very accurate) predictions for what we should expect to see in The Croods 2: A New Age.

Also, we discuss what we would like to see from Nicolas Cage in 2021 and we come up with a masterpiece starring Weston: ‘Druid Kommander.’

Finally, is it just me? Or was Cage putting the OI in FOIN in the trailers for ‘The History of Swear Words?’

There are SO many trigger warnings for this episode, I can’t even begin. So sorry.

Episode 97 - Jiu Jitsu with Len Kabasinski!!!

This week the gang goes through the fargate to witness mortal kombat with the aid of our guide and celebrity guest - the one-and-only Len Kabasinski! That’s right, we covered Nicolas Cage’s latest direct-to-streaming movie, Jiu Jitsu! We talk about real Jiu Jitsu (versus whatever this was) costuming choices and classic martial arts movies that were so much better; Linda shares some behind-the-scenes information; and Len imparts some great wisdom for all creative types.

Check out his Patreon page: www.patreon.com/killerwolffilms

and our’s: www.patreon.com/CagesKiss

Episode 96 - Grand Isle: Big City Bickering

While Adrian is still MIA, Donnie and Linda covered the 2019 direct-to-streaming feature, ‘Grand Isle’ which features Kelsey Grammer as a low-falutin small-town investigator looking into a rash of missing (or murdered?!) teens, KaDee Strickland as a desperate wife, and Cage as your drunk uncle from down south (HUH HUH).

At one point, Linda and Donnie say they didn’t realize it took place in the 80’s, to which Adrian complained that there’s an on-screen message saying, ‘1988,’ but this aint the big city! We can’t read!

Fire the nuclear weapons!

Episode 95: Primal (w/Kiara Williams and an Elba Bird-Man)

Apologies for the sound quality and my coughing, but this may be our best episode to date! Donnie and I (Linda) are joined by Kiara Williams! We set out to just discuss Cage’s 2019 movie, ‘Primal,’ but we ended up fixing it and creating an amazing franchise of nightmare fuel! Also, Kiara was kind enough to teach us about Canadian culture in hopes to end the syrup wars.

We left an extra bit at the end since the laughs didn't stop.

Check out Kiara’s amazing YouTube channel here!

Episode 94 - Kill Chain: The Curious Assassin

Don’t bother watching Kill Chain, we did it for you! Linda plotted out the beats of the movie like she was hunting a killer and Donnie and Adrian present ‘The Closer.’

Episode 93: Running with the Devil (w/Anthony from Capes on the Couch)

Have you ever wished they had one of those old-fashioned ‘INDUSTRY!’ educational films where they show you the whole process from picking coco leaves to distribution of cocaine while also detailing the value per gram throughout the process? Sure! We all do! Luckily, there’s 'Running with the Devil.'

We have our friend, Anthony, from Capes on the Couch join us to try to make sense of our lives after having seen this.

Episode 92: Color Out of Space (w/Steve from Speakcies)

Linda has arisen from her grave to discuss ‘Color Out of Space’ and Steve from Speakcies shares his expert knowledge on the majestic Alpaca!

Check it out to learn more about Richard Stanley, Joely Richardson, alpacas, and H.P. Lovecraft’s original story!

Episode 91: 2010’s Recap

While Linda is still in a coma, the boys’ decide to recap Cage’s work from the 2010’s - of course, this means we’re almost caught up (EEK! What the hell are we going to do?! I don’t want to go! - Actually, don’t worry, we have a plan.)

Episode 90: A Score to Settle

With Linda in a coma, Adrian and Donnie answer the call of vengeance on our 90th episode. Seeking to settle a long standing score with Cage’s films.

Stay tuned at the end for an ad for our buddies at Hush Hush Society!

Linda in a coma - I know, I know, it’s very serious.

Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse Feautring Kyna from Historical AF

We were joined by the amazing and joyous Kyna from Historical AF to discuss Cage’s first film of 2019, ‘Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse”!

We discuss the immensely talented cast, Spider-Pig cannibals, and certain sweet 90’s animated series that has ties with this movie.

Check out Historical AF at https://historicalafpodcast.com/listen/ We joined for episode 78 to talk about Nicolas Cage’s ties to New Orleans and go off on Cage tangents!

Episode 88 - Between Worlds: No Lola No!

Remember how awesome Franka Potente was in ‘Run Lola Run’? Good. Keep it that way. We watched and covered the 2018 Cage film ‘Between Worlds’ so you don’t have to watch it and ruin that beautiful, perfect Lola image.

Linda says sorry for having her gain set so high. She fixed it since then.

Episode 87 - Teen Titans Go! To the Movies: CJ’s Leap

This week, we were happy to be joined by half of Talkin’ Shiz, CJ! We discussed ‘Teen Titans Go! To the Movies’ which allowed Nicolas Cage to fulfill his destiny and become Superman! Half of us liked it and the other half was disappointed. Listen to find out who.

Check out Talkin Shiz at https://www.podpage.com/talkin-shiz/

Episode 86 - 211: When Dreaming Ends

We watched ‘211’ so you don’t have to! Adrian shares some facts about the movie, Donnie creates a way better movie, and Linda confuses the amazing character Colin Robinson with the amazing comic Craig Robinson while trying to thank Ben Robinson.

Check out Donnie’s new YT channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaLsiNdf8f4IEGe-nmiOlaA

Also, we give a shoutout to our listeners and friends across the world and talk about recording video from public bathrooms.

Episode 85 - Looking Glass: Blucas and the Bandit

This week, the CHUDs covered a movie they couldn’t be more apathetic about. It’s the straight-to-dvd thriller ‘Looking Glass’. Is Robin Tunney the 90’s Kristin Stewart? What’s with Sheriff Riley Finn’s (Marc Blucas) obsession with coffee? Why would you burn a pig carcass that was dumped in your pool? The gang attempts to answer all these questions and more.

Episode 84 - Mandy: Panos Hands of Fate

The CHUDs are finally moving into 2018 and catching up! This week, they covered the amazing Heavy Metal-esque movie, Mandy! Listen in as they discuss the elusive full-frontal dong appearance, the magic of Panos Cosmatos, and the legacy of Daddy Cosmatos!

Episode 83 - The Humanity Bureau: The Huge Manatee Wardrobe

This week, the gang’s discussing the cinematic travesty which Adrian claims will make you pee your pants. Donnie and Linda remained dry and displeased. It’s ‘The Humanity Bureau.’

Bonus: Donnie shares all you wanted to know about the Emu War...or was that the last episode? Listen in to find out!

Episode 82 - Mom and Dad: Infanticide Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry

Our friend from Cinema Recall, The Vern, shows up to help the CHUDs discuss Cage's movie from 2017 - 'Mom and Dad'. When it was released, Nicolas Cage said it was his favorite movie he's filmed in the last 10 years and John Waters said he'd put it in his top 4 movies. Still, the boys hated it.

Dr. Oz says it's natural to want to kill your kids and Grant Morrison shows up and is awesome. Also, Selma Blair may be practicing dark magics cuz she does NOT look her age.

Episode 81: Inconceivable: Womb for Improvement

Join the CHUDs as they discuss one of Cage’s many films of 2017, Inconceivable. Gina Gershon and Nicky Whelan are reunited with Nicolas Cage. Lethal scissoring, queefing corpses, and Corsican siblings. This ep has it all and more!

Episode 80: Vengeance: A Love Story

(Also Rape Cop & Rape Wolf)

This episode comes with a huge trigger warning. The movie this week is based on a story by Joyce Carol Oates titled Rape: A Love Story. So, there’s a lot of discussion about sexual assault and a cat is murdered in the movie. Unless you think it would trigger be triggering, we advise listening to our episode - not watching the movie.

In what could possibly be our most uncomfortable episode yet (sorry) we cover this god-awful movie and two waaaaay better movie ideas: ‘Rape Cop’ and ‘Rape Wolf.’ Again…sorry.

Episode 79: Arsenal w/Christian from Nerds with Friends

Christian was so great in our ‘Kick Ass’ episode we had to have him back for more! And now we have to pay for his therapy from having to watch this movie. (btw, have I told you about our Patreon page?) Oh, yeah! We watched ‘Arsenal’ this week! For some reason John Cusack is in this, as the white cop wearing a durag who’s absolutely terrible at his job. Is it a sequel or prequel to ‘Deadfall’? Who cares?!

Christian put it best when he said ‘Arsenal’ is like if 2020 were a movie and we agree! Don’t worry, we watched and reviewed this film so you don’t have to!

Check out Nerds With Friends on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7e6yQQrK11huboSX7ZYfrA

Episode 78: Army of One with Greg MacLennan

We were extremely lucky to be joined by Greg MacLennan - movie and trailer editor, movie programmer for the Alamo Drafthouse, and organizer of the annual Nicolas Cage movie marathon at the Alamo Drafthouse, CAGED! Yup! Our guest has met and talked with Nicolas Cage!

We discuss the movie based on the true story of Gary Faulkner, the man who traveled multiple times to Pakistan in hopes of capturing Osama Bin Laden.

Check Greg out at https://electricowlcreative.com/

Promo at the end for our friend at the Historical AF Podcast: linktr.ee/historicalafpod

Episode 77: USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage: The Deformation of Sharks w/Killer Rabbit

This week, we’re joined by our Twitter, and now, “vocal buddies”, Killer Rabbit! We talk about beloved pen-wives, trans dove-to-pigeon birds, and the great courtroom drama that was The Deformation of Sharks. We have learned to forgive each other as former adversaries. Perhaps one day, we can forgive ourselves, as podcasters.

https://linktr.ee/KillerRabbitPodcast

Episode 76: Snowden - Turkey Baster Full of Secrets

Note: Linda would like to apologize for mixing up her brilliant porn stars. Asia Carrera and Asa Akira are two separate, intelligent artists and Linda is a dumbass who should just listen to Donnie, sometimes.

Join the gang as they discuss that birthmark you have that you don’t want anyone else knowing about! They watched Oliver Stone’s Snowden.

Episode 75: Dog Eat Dog

We have to tell you guys something. We prayed and prayed on it, we had a ketchup and mustard fight, and hid the bodies. We just have to be honest and tell you guys: We covered Dog Eat Dog this week. We talk about the master actor, Willem Dafoe (Mad Dog); sex workers who sing TLC songs for $300, and special masseuses with hard (or not-so-hard) jobs.

Also, Linda would like to apologize TO her brother, this time for thinking he was talking about Asa Akira when he was talking about Asia Carrera. She says, “I’d like to offer my apologies to my brother, Miss Akira, and Miss Carrera. I would like to spend this time just being with my family and will take no further question.”

Promo for our new awesome friends at What the Smut!

Episode 74: The Trust

We got Elijah Wood all up in this joint! In the movie, I mean…not this episode, but Elijah, if you’re listening, you’re always invited to guest. Join us as we discuss childhood trauma, Wood’s superb acting skills, how Cage’s character could be replaced by Ned Flanders, and finding dead bodies in Las Vegas! We also share our love of the quality dad jokes of Talkin Shiz and the absolute wonderfulness of Sunni from Book of Lies.

Episode 73: Pay the Ghost

This week, we are joined by our amazing friends, Zach and Alex, from Chick Flix With Dicks to discuss ‘Pay the Ghost!’ Does the ghost get paid? Is the ghost just paying it forward? Is the ghost observing the law? Does the ghost practice equal opportunity? We seek out answers to the hard-hitting questions!

Episode 72: The Runner

This week, Linda was sick and the boys from Gutting the Sacred Cow joined the Cage Boys for a sausage fest covering of The Runner! Listen in to hear the Kevins tear the face off right back to Face/Off and Linda's Face/Off for the wrong week. There will be gravy.

Episode 71: Dying of the Light/Dark

This week, we discuss both the released Lionsgate version ‘Dying of the Light’ and the director/writer’s version ‘Dark’, of Cage’s last film of 2014. The boys disrespect Anton Yelchin while Linda tries so very hard to save the pod from being cancelled. Tune in for behind the scenes info!

Also, there’s a shoutout in there for our friends in The C Word: A Conspiracy Podcast.

Episode 70: Left Behind

No children to watch? No more wet towels ruining your party? Free clothes? Compass apps on your phone? This week, we’re talking about how awesome it is to be Left Behind!

*No Kirk Camerons were harmed in the making of this episode.

Episode 69: Outcast

In this episode (lucky number 69) we’re joined by our friend Mike from Quiet on the Set! We discuss the career tragedy that is Outcast! Learn more about the director and screenwriter, where to score cheap opium, and the best 80’s song to convert for action movies!

Check out Mike’s podcast at https://podbay.fm/podcast/1481408306

Episode 68: Rage

Alright, you’re gonna want to skip watching the movie and just listen to this episode. Trust us on this one. Even the amazing Peter Stormare and Danny Glover cannot fix this movie. Oh, yeah! We keep forgetting Glover was in this! Also, a big shoutout to our listeners in Russia! We love you!

Episode 67: Joe

This week, the gang discusses why brothels shouldn’t have vicious man-chomping dogs and how damn cool Bruce Dern and Boone’s Farm are. Oh, also they discuss Joe.

Episode 66: The Frozen Ground

This week, we cover a Cage movie that is actually based on a true story! More importantly, the movie has John Cusack being a serial killer and Vanessa Hudgens using the N-word! It’s The Frozen Ground!

Stay tuned at the end for a promo for our friends from the podcast, Harpy Hour!

Episode 65: The Croods

This week, we covered the other stone age family, The Croods. This was the first voice acting gig for Catherine Keener, Ryan Reynolds, and Clark Duke. Join us as we share some behind-the-scenes information, share some Nic Cage quotes and wisdom, educate on what is in the McDonald's Classic Bundle Box and where to find the best fast food taco! If you'd like to contribute your thoughts to our Would You Rather question this week, reach out to us on Twitter - @CagesKiss!

Episode 64: Stolen

Hey, have you seen that movie where someone kidnaps a guy’s daughter and the guy must use his very specific skill set to save said daughter? Yeah! That’s the one! This is not it. This is Stolen.

Listen at the end for a promo for Ocho Duro Parley Hour! https://linktr.ee/ODparlayhour

Episode 63: Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

This week, we’re joined by two of our friends, Matt and Alex, from the podcast, 3 Hours Later! Donnie shares some interesting reviews, Adrian lays down another challenge to send us your worst videos/animation, and Linda shares some behind-the-scenes info and accidentally puts local super villain Rex Velvet in charge of directing her porno!

Episode 62: Trespass

This week, we’re talking about Joel Schumacher’s documentary about shitting the bed and Nicole Kidman’s poor career choices: It’s Cage’s final movie of 2011 - Trespass.

Promo for The Movie Cellar!

Episode 61: Seeking Justice

Was he seeking justice or just another paycheck? Was January Jones REALLY in this? Get the answers to these AND find out why Nicolas Cage was arrested in 2011.

Featuring a promo for our friends at Super Media Bros!

Want to help out your favorite indie podcast? I mean us. Vote for us at https://podcastmagazine.com/hot50/ Send us a screenshot of you voting for us and we’ll give you a shout out on air! The same goes for Linda’s other podcast, Bedknobs and Broomflicks!

Episode 60: Drive Angry

This week, the gang’s talking about the dangers of Amber Heard and of driving angry. It features Nicolas Cage, William Fichtner, Billy Burke, and David Morse. It was written by Todd Farmer - the guy who wrote Jaxon X!!! So…how’d it go wrong? Or how’d it go so right? Listen in to find out.

Stay tuned at the end for a promo from our friends at Talkin Shiz.

Want to help out your favorite indie podcast? I mean us. Vote for us at https://podcastmagazine.com/hot50/ Send us a screenshot of you voting for us and we’ll give you a shout out on air! The same goes for Linda’s other podcast, Bedknobs and Broomflicks!

Episode 59: Season of the Witch

We are joined by Jane from Bedknobs and Broomflicks to discuss ‘Season of the Witch’ (or, as we prefer, ‘Wetch’. This movie is chock full of amazing British actors (including Robert Sheehan from Misfits and Umbrella Academy) who (for whatever reason) are forced to use an American accent. If you keep falling asleep through the movie, just listen to this episode and we’ll give you the run-down.

Episode 58: The Sorcerer’s Apprentice with Andy from Geek Salad!!!

Do you remember that awesome part of Fantasia? You know, the animated film for which we all agreed to forget the racist parts? Well, they made a movie about it and it sucks. Join the gang as they discuss why.

This week, we’re joined by Andy from Geek Salad! Stay tuned at the end for a promo from Demiworld!

Episode 57: Kick-Ass with Christian From Nerds With Friends!!!

This week, Donnie is busy dying while Linda, Adrian, and Christian from Nerds With Friends get busy discussing how the kindest fathers use low-velocity rounds when shooting you in the chest and share some advice when visiting San Francisco!

Stay tuned for a promo from Demiworld at the end.

Episode 56: Astro Boy

This week, we ask “are you a pleasure bot?” as we discuss Astro Boy! It’s based on the pioneering manga/anime and co-stars Freddy Highmore, Kristen Bell, Donald Sutherland, Eugene Levy, and David Allen Grier. So, how’d it go wrong?

#Geppettophile

Episode 55: Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans

This week, we’re joined by our buddies at Everything I Learned From Movies to tackle Verner Herzog’s Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans. We discuss a Golden Girls version, Val Kilmer’s fine acting, and how Cage’s movies should have more reptiles.

Shoutouts for the incomparable Ernie the Dragon and the Good Luck Sleeping pod!

Episode 54: G-Force

Join us this week as we discuss the family movie that should have been a porn, G-Force. Cage resurrects his character, Charlie Bodell from Peggy Sue Got Married to play Sprinkles the mole. More importantly, we introduced a new segment - Cage or Busey!

Stay tuned at the end for a promo from 3 Spooked Girls!

Episode 53: Knowing

Today, we’re joined by Kyle from the Triple G Podcast, looking into the future and seeing the Cagey disasters yet to come. This is Knowing. Join us as we discuss where they went wrong and how loose Adrian’s grandma is.

Cage’s Kiss One-Year Special!

Surprise! It’s our birthday! It’s also Valentine’s Day! To celebrate we have two special segments just for you, princess! Thanks for listening and being the best pod fans out there.

If you’re new to the show, thanks for checking us out! No worries, this episode has no inside jokes.

Episode 52: Bangkok Dangerous

A hitman goes to Bangkok, falls in love with a deaf mute woman, befriends and mentors a thief, and poisons an elephant. It’s not Bangkok Safe, it’s Bangkok Dangerous.

Stay tuned at the end for a promo from Ransack History!

Episode 51: National Treasure - Book of Secrets

Ben Gates is back with a vengeance and a plan: To unearth the truth of the existence of Reptilians and that the Earth is flat. Join the crew and their special guest, Tom Kenworthy from Deddy Bones, as they discuss National Treasure: Book of Secrets.

Promo for Drunk Dish

Episode 50: Werewolf Women of the SS/Next

In our special 50th episode, we have the awesome Kristin from Coffincast and a two-fer episode! We’re covering the Grindhouse trailer, Werewolf Women of the SS and the movie that’s (very) loosely based on a Philip K. Dick story, Next.

I hope you like Alice Kim as much as we do! She’s in both of these!

Episode 49: Ghost Rider

The gang discusses the greatest movie in the Marvel cinematic universe: Ghost Rider! We talk about how amazing Sam Elliott, Eva Mendes, and Peter Fonda are and share some behind the scenes information.

Episode 48: The Wicker Man

This week, we’re bringing our honey back by sacrificing Donnie! Join us as we discuss the lessons of Wicker Man, our suggestions for Gallagher’s career, and how we would have improved this movie.

Stay tuned at the end for a promo from the awesome podcast, Friends and Flayers!

Episode 47: World Trade Center

Where were you when you first heard the Cage’s Kiss episode about World Trade Center? We’ll never forget.

Stay tuned at the end for an awesome new promo from our friends at 3 Hours Later!

Also, sorry.

Episode 46: The Ant Bully

A troubled young man is drawn to a mythical place called Midian where a variety of friendly ants are hiding from humanity. Meanwhile, a sadistic serial killer is looking for a patsy.

Episode 45: The Weather Man

Must write a summary. Summary. I wonder what Hugh Grant is doing right now. Summary. I wish I had two Adrians. Summary.

Stay tuned for a promo from our friend at Pop Pour Review and a very special piece from Donnie.

Episode 44: Lord of War

“When I first read the script, I wasn’t really sure I wanted to be this character, because I was afraid it would get in my head too much...” Nicolas Cage, talking about his role as Uri in Lord of War.

Listen to this week’s episode, which could possibly be our most offensive. Donnie let Linda edit so…sorry about it.

Stay tuned at the end to hear an awesome promo from our friends at 3 Fat Nerds!

Episode 43: National Treasure

This week, we’re talking about National Treasure. Join us as we discuss lemon parties, LaBeauf, and punching ghoulies in the shower! Stay tuned at the end for the greatest promo we’ve ever heard from In a World…

Teaser for our Second Bonus Episode - One Degree of the Cage: Patricia Arquette

Check out a little of what you've been missing by not becoming a Patreon Patron! Every month, we have a bonus episode, "One Degree of the Cage" for our Patrons. We do a deep dive into someone who has worked with Cage before and 2 of their best/most important roles. December was Patricia Arquette's turn.

You can sponsor us for as little as $1 a month!

https://www.patreon.com/CagesKiss

Episode 42: Matchstick Men

This week, Linda and Donnie are joined by the boys from Bottom of the Stream to discuss the only film Cage put out in 2003, Matchstick Men.

Join us as we discuss how awesome Sam Rockwell and Alison Lohman are; Sir Ridley Scott’s giant ego, Alison Lohman’s tail, and dinosaurs getting high!

Episode 41: Adaptation

This week, the gang discussed one of Cage’s best films, Adaptation. They also discuss how he was snubbed for an Oscar, how awesome a blaxsploitation version would be, and Betty White going at it in the bathtub. You know, usual stuff. Stay tuned after the closing song for a little bonus.

Episode 40: Sonny

In this episode, the gang discusses Cage’s directorial debut (okay, also the only film he directed, so far) Sonny. James Franco plays Sonny, a former-gigolo who returns home to New Orleans from war, searching for a “normal” life. Instead, he finds a lot of titties and ass. Definitely watch for Cage’s acting as “Acid Yellow” and for Linda’s very brief report at the end on Lisa Marie Presley and Nic Cage.

Sorry, Adrian was experiencing a technical issue with his recording equipment. So, the audio kinda sucks, but we fixed it in the next episode. I promise!

Episode 39: Windtalkers

This week, we discussed John Woo’s WWII film, Windtalkers. It was supposed to be about the Navajo Marines (“Codetalkers”, played by Adam Beach and Roger Willie) but it ended up being more about Cage’s broken-soldier character. Oh, yeah! It also has Christian Slater, Mark Ruffalo (The Gruffalo), and Peter Stormare!

Episode 38: A Christmas Carol

On a very special episode of Cage’s Kiss we cover his work in A Christmas Cage - er Carol. We discuss the terror of a rodent infestation and how this movie would have been better if it were crossed with Hellraiser.

Also, we have a promo for our awesome friends at the Geek Salad Podcast.

Check it out.

Episode 37: Captain Corelli’s Mandolin

Check out our latest episode as we discuss the movie that really should have resulted in an Oscar for Christian Bale’s ass: Captain Corelli’s Mandolin. We also discuss the amazing treasure, John Hurt, and Penelope Boobs!

Also, we share thoughts on the movie (and a promo) from the one and only Lore Master, Arjun, from Deep Into History. We may or may not have serenaded him.

There’s also a promo for our friends at Black Case Diaries! So much good! Much wow!

Check it out for yourself.

Episode 36: The Family Man

In this episode of Cage’s Kiss, we ask the hard-hitting questions like “Does Téa Leoni really look like Haley Joel Osment in a wig?” and “Is Seal a creeper? Is his song coming from inside your house?” and “Isn’t Don Cheadle better than this?” Join us for The Family Man.

Episode 35: Gone in 60 Seconds

This week we discuss the pointless remake of the movie “Gone in 60 Seconds,” which features Cage, Robert Duvall, Christopher Eccleston, Giovanni Ribisi, and Skeletor…I mean Angelina Jolie. This week, we pick fights with Jolie and Ridley Scott and pick a magic word of the day.

Episode 34: Bringing Out the Dead

Join us in this episode as we discuss one of the best Nic Cage movies ever made, Bringing Out the Dead. We also discuss our love for Tom Hanks and John Cusack and Linda’s contribution to The Ghostbusters! This movie has one of the most amazing casts ever put together: Nicolas Cage, John Goodman, Tom Sizemore, Marc Anthony, Patricia Arquette, Ving Rhames, and Queen Latifah!

Episode 33: 8MM

This week, Cage’s Kiss tackles some very heavy material - not for the faint of heart. 8MM handles topics like rape, murder, kidnapping, molestation, and a shirtless Chris Bauer. You’ve been warned.

Join us as we discuss the virtues of pornography, how awesome Peter Stormare is, and remember how stupid hot Joaquin Phoenix was in the 90’s!

Episode 32: Snake Eyes

This week, we’re covering the movie to watch if you want to see Nic Cage get his face beat in! We discuss Cage’s first baby mama, Christina Fulton; the lack of nudity in this movie; how this movie should be rebooted by Neil Breen; and pick fights with Michelle Pfeiffer and Leonardo DiCaprio!

Warning: This movie contains no snakes.

Episode 31: City of Angels

It’s the classic tale:

Angel falls in love with a human and starts stalking her, woman falls in love with her stalker angel, angel listens to the Devil and decides to fall from grace, and fallen angel has sex for the first time. It’s City of Angels! Starring Meg Ryan, Dennis Franz, Andre Braugher, and our National Treasure.